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Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.

Merry Christmas. Shitter was full.

Where do you think youโ€™re going? Nobodyโ€™s leaving. Nobodyโ€™s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. Weโ€™re all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. Weโ€™re gonna press on, and weโ€™re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, heโ€™s gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse!

–ย Clark Griswold
Christmas Vacation (1989)

Tue, December 25, 2012 1:49 am Comments are Disabled

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